If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the First Annual Hunger Games, Weasleysweaters.
Literally Chris colfer’s birthday is the best day of the entire year it’s the only day I feel like I actually like people and would like them to continue inhabiting the earth because of how most of my friends are willing to let go of how ridiculous it is to text me happy birthday for Chris
“If I knew that today would be the last time I’d see you, I would hug you tight and pray the Lord be the keeper of your soul. If I knew that this would be the last time you pass through this door, I’d embrace you, kiss you, and call you back for one more. If I knew that this would be the last time I would hear your voice, I’d take hold of each word to be able to hear it over and over again. If I knew this is the last time I see you, I’d tell you I love you, and would not just assume foolishly you know it already.”—Gabriel García Márquez (via skeletales)